So people say puppies have bad breath. I'm thinking it is the cause for Toby's objections in this conversation...
Agis, who has started biting (squee!), jumped up on him and started mouthing him.
Toby: No. Agis, no. No.
Me: Don't just tell him no, redirect him
Toby: I don't have anything
Me: hands Toby a Kong ring
Toby: gives it to Agis
Toby: Not this one! It smells like pee!
Me: It does not
Toby: Something else
Me: hands Toby a tug
Toby: NOT THAT! That smells like poop!
Me: He never pooped on that! You said that, but I've smelled the whole thing and it doesn't!
Toby: Something else! It does!
Me, looking around: Fine. Uh...
Me: picks up stuffed rabbit
Me: Here. hahahaha
Me: Hahaha, Agis hahahaha, Agis hahahaha, he hahahaha, HE POOPED ON IT BUT I WASHED IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Toby, taking rabbit: Honestly
Puppy life! We should get him used to a toothbrush, I have an extra somewhere.
Those little teeth sure are sharp though. I'm so glad I'm passed that point with my two. 
